Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Has anyone ridden in the back of a police paddy wagon lately?

Let me tell you, those things are area challenged. I almost couldn't squeeze in. It didn't help that the two officers escorting me were 6'9 and 6'4. After they had made themselves comfy, with ample leg room, it really didn't leave much for me or my travelling companion.

"But what if you get a really big criminal?" I asked.

"They have to squash in," the tall one replied.

Wow talk about a criminal detterent.

I was on my way to help evict a squatter (or blood sucking leech ex-boyfriend) from a friend's apartment. Some interesting things to note:

* NEVER let a visitor stay in your house for more than 30 days (apparently in New York that gives them some sort of bizarre rights!!!)

* NEVER let them recieve any sort of mail at your address (that shows some sort of ridiculousness in a court of hooha)

Remember these things and think twice about committing a crime if you are over 4' tall.

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