Do not attempt domestic chores caffeine free

I like to learn the hard way. After overflowing my washing machine last Friday I did one better and washed my cell phone this morning. Oh yes, two rinse cycles later, complete with fabric softener and detergent I found my phone all squeaky clean looking up at miserably from the bottom of the washing machine. Needless to say if you've text me today I won't be getting back to you anytime soon.