Monday, February 16, 2009

The Official Fashion Week Prayer

In honor of New York Fashion Week; for those hurting in heels and lacking in nutrition I would like to dedicate this prayer:

ODE TO FASHION WEEK

For those who use their Gucci sling purses for evil,
We thank you for teaching us restraint (and that violence can chip an expensive manicure)
For those who believe a clip board equals dictatorship,
We thank you for showing us that arrogance leads to wrinkles.
For those who believe someone better is standing just off to my left,
We bless you for letting us escape your self-absorbed conversation if only for a minute.
For those who believe I’m too fat, too skinny, too underdressed, too overdressed, too provincial, too city, too last season and/or too now
We send blessings on high to you and your family for noticing that I am in fact alive and standing in front of you.
Feel free to introduce yourself...

Happy clothes people.

Love Ange

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