Lenny the Butler

I’ve been in showbiz my whole life. I therefore swing from lifestyles of the rich and famous to those of the poor and homeless. Thankfully, last weekend I graciously slipped into the role of heiress and it was, well, it was bloody fabulous. Unfortunately, like being shuffled from first class to economy the come down was brutal. But first, let’s start with the pleasure before we get to the pain...

The St Regis Hotel is located in one of NY’s most exclusive neighborhoods. Down the road from Playboy headquarters, across the road from Trump Towers (5th Avenue), they know very well how to put the fabulous into five star. And nothing is more fabulous than a $2000/night suite complete with your own butler.

Just one night in this luxury suite, complete with period furniture, two huge TVs (possibly bigger than my living room wall), real silver, drinks cart, mini bar and fresh fruit platter, is enough to make you want to succeed in a big way. Talk about a million dollar incentive. A huge living room, canopy King-sized bed, two bathrooms and of course, Lenny the fabulous butler; there at a moment's notice, ready to run when called. Everyone needs a butler.

I'd like to add, that this suite also includes an optional luxury bath at the bargain price of $1 650.

Good times. Good times indeed...

www.StRegis.com/NewYork