Are yours as weird as mine?

Each one of us has our idiosyncrasies; the peculiar way we do things that have no logical explanation. I thought I’d share some of mine in the hope that all the other crazies would come out of the closet and admit that some things we do in life have no rhyme or reason and that’s okay. Be at one with your weirdness, embrace your oddness, and celebrate your slightly bizarre behaviour. Stand up and be counted (alphabetically in a beautiful excel spreadsheet in Garamond 12)!


1) I only eat apples if they’re cut up. Don’t know why, just do.

2) The only thing I care about in the morning is coffee and a hot shower ── don’t talk to me, don’t touch me just get out of my way.

3) All will be forgiven if… you arrive at my house with San Pellegrino sparkling mineral water in a glass bottle. Sad but true.

4) I don’t like to sleep I think it’s a waste of time. Saying that, once I’m under it’s hard to get me up.

5) When I ran out of milk… I once used Baileys as a substitute. Hence, why I no longer buy a bottle in customs ── the temptation is too much.

6) I only watch animated TV shows and movies. Note: I have been known to use The Incredibles as a motivational movie── evil lairs on your own tropical island is something we all should be striving for.

7) I put myself to sleep by investing (not even spending) the imaginary millions I have yet to earn. Honestly! What a dufus!

8) I would rather spend money on pot plants (I will no doubt kill) than buy food.

9) I adore vacuuming.

10) My signature font is...Garamond 12.

Okay your turn, go on get it off your chest...