Tuesday, March 30, 2010

What do we really think about Vajazzling?

Obviously Jennifer Love Hewitt is on Vajazzles' payroll. She won't shut up about the "special sparkles" that are causing a great beauty debate.

For those of you who are blissfully unaware, Vajazzling is the art of "bedazzling your lady parts with crystals." You can order do-it-yourself kits or head to your nearest salon for that extra something special.

Aside from the potential friction and occasional crystal mishap, the real question remains... what do we honestly think about this? And when I say "we," I'm clearly referring to me and the rest of the world...

Do countries on the cusp of democratic freedom look at us and say, you go girl, whatever makes you happy? Or do they simply think, what a bunch of losers? I realize they probably have more pressing matters on their mind than the vajazzle, but it makes an interesting conundrum. In times of recession do we look for more sparkle? Do we need a little something extra to bolster our self esteem?

"I saw it on Craigslist yesterday!" interjected one excited writer. After an incredulous stare on my part, she then went on to explain that, what she saw, was actually an ad for Vajazzling artists. So perhaps the question should be, is the vajazzle adding to our economic growth? Will the children of our future be able to head to vajazzle school on a scholarship? Only time will tell...

In the meantime, you can contemplate world peace, you can debate social reform but tell us what you really think about the Vajazzle.

For the man's perspective, check out this great piece at http://www.spaweekblog.com/tag/a-mans-perspective-on-vajazzling

Note: The above left picture is of a "Bedazzler," that's not what they do to your private parts.

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